1. Three bedrooms Sleep in one. Guests in another. Fill the third with all the stuff you’re definitely going to sell someday. 2. Two bathrooms Including a huge primary bathroom with a soaking tub and beautiful walk-in tile and marble shower. There’s also a large walk-in closet, because apparently I thought whoever bought this house deserved nicer things than I have. ?? 3. A new roof, new heat pump AND new water heater That’s three expensive homeowner surprises we’ve already taken care of. You’re welcome. 4. A remodeled kitchen Granite countertops, modern cabinetry and new stainless appliances. Fully equipped for cooking dinner or storing $87 worth of groceries before ordering takeout. 5. New LVP flooring throughout No carpet. No mystery stains. No wondering what happened there in 2009. 6. Nearly half an acre Plenty of room for a dog, a garden, or standing outside staring at things you suddenly realize you have to maintain. 7. A 12×20 covered deck Coffee. Wine. Rocking chairs. Avoiding people. Whatever your lifestyle requires. 8. NWT Washer & dryer included. ?? New siding. New decks. Permanent foundation. About 1.5 miles from Main Street Canton. ?? 1468 Dutch Cove Road, Canton, NC ?? $299,000 You need a house. I apparently need another project. ??